Erm think Canonised is spelt Canonised, Cannonised means being turned into a cannon and whilst I may have an enormous dick reminiscent of a large Napoleonic armament I don't think I'm quite ready yet to start projecting 35lb balls from my lower probiscis!
We are of course presuming that cannonised (with two 'n's) does NOT refer to his imminent beatification! Rather I imagine him being fired from a cannon or otherwise having his equilibrium disturbed by a large antique projectile weapon . . .