JANKERS

[Guest]

Well fellow posters, I'm afraid I must have done something really bad in a former life because I have to go to Paris for 6 whole days, starting today. This prospect fills me with dread because each time I go to France they (the French) conspire to give me food poisoning, empty my wallet and generally make me feel as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit<s>.

 

[Guest]

Take some British beef steaks with you to avoid food poisoning!

 

[chas]

Tell them about Trafalgar

 

[ToMo]

Remind them that they poisoned Napoleon Bonaparte!.....that should make em choke!
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TôMö

 

[claymore]

Good to see the forum is represented in Paris - a City as delightful as any, by a true European and not some narrow-minded bigot

regards
Claymore

 

[ToMo]

The city is fine me old pal me old beauty....it's some of them thar natives wot live in it thats the problem
Light the blue touch paper, stand well back and watch the the result....yup that's wot I like!....might even get to barbaque im later!!!
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TôMö

 

[claymore]

I've been away for a while on the boat with my Parisian wife so I missed the point when you turned from an ugly mutley to a rather sleek stripey number - have you been hanging out with the wrong crowd - has the quest for the cat been completed?
Do tell.

regards
Claymore

 

[ToMo]

Aah now your memory is going as well!...comes to us all - yes I guesed that your SWMBO was from La Belle, we exchanged notes when I told you that Erika (my SWMBO) is Hungarian.
Now do you understand the blue touch paper bit?
RE boat search I'm saying nuttin till the fat lady sings - which sadly may be some time yet.
TôMö

 

[claymore]

Memory is a wonderful thing - wish I had one!
Do I come here often?
There used to be a catfisher in Fleetwood which I rather took a shine to. It was a bit rough but nothing unfixable. I remember it didn't fetch a great deal of money - have you considered them?

regards
Claymore

 

[Guest]

Did the pussy cat eat the dog?