Talbot is either an old racing car/small sunbeam sports car (although the Sunbeam Tiger was a much nicer vehicle), or is heraldic crest (Danish hunting dog). or even someone bitten by the sailing bug!!!
Are you a Handy Paratrooper then? or is the Para for Paraletic.. if so how do you achieve the Handy and Paraletic simultaneously.. or is that you have mood swings from being Handy to Paraletic and back again to Handy.. in which case you obviously don't suffer from Hang overs..
I am reminded of a conversation between Jean Harlow and Ann Talbot. Jean kept pronoucing Ann's name "Talbotte" until, irritated, Ann replied icily. "The "T" is silent - as in Harlow..."