Ive just been Ont Telly

[sailorman]

 

[sarabande]

are you Wanted for something exciting ?

 

[sailorman]

are you Wanted for something exciting ?

I did not know JS

 

[Saguday]

Is Crimewatch still on?

 

[PaulGooch]

are you Wanted for something exciting ?

Dodgy forum postings in the For Sale section ?

 

[Otter]

 

[sailorman]

At least the items i sell are kosher
any junk goes on ebay with NO Link

 

[millbeach]

You are not an ex drinking chum of Freddie Starr ?.

 

[nigelm]

Michael Barrymore's pool attendant ?

 

[millbeach]

 

[jimi]

Hope the telly is OK and has not been damaged by your ample frame stomping on it. Was it the one show that triggered the tantrum? Alex's voice gets on my wick as well!

 

[sailorman]

Hope the telly is OK and has not been damaged by your ample frame stomping on it. Was it the one show that triggered the tantrum? Alex's voice gets on my wick as well!

but she is as fit as a butchers dog

 

[wingdiver]

Was it you who recently absconded from a secure institution?
NURSE!!! Bring the big syringe, I know where he's hiding.......

 

[sailorman]

Was it you who recently absconded from a secure institution?
NURSE!!! Bring the big syringe, I know where he's hiding.......

in thr freekin lazerette me heaters stopped working

 

[Champagne Murphy]

Boat Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch!
Sorry, it was irresistable
Generator is working fine, thanks!