It's that time again!

[ToMo]

It\'s that time again!

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its
socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the
air,
and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They
enjoy a
wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theatre followed
by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and
he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
her place. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the
trimmings.
The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! "You know,"
he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you
meet?".
No, she replies........."




Wait for it



It's coming




The suspense is killing you, isn't it








"You just happened to catch my eye."
(oh shut up, I just copy them, I don't write them!)
TôMö

 

[ccscott49]

Re: It\'s that time again!

but what happened between getting home and breakfast?

 

[ToMo]

Re: It\'s that time again!

Poor Lad...you must be suffering from Rigitus already!
Never mind....when you get back to Englander and see all the scantily clad lasses, those distant memories <G> will come flooding back.
TôMö

 

[ccscott49]

Re: It\'s that time again!

I suffer from anti-rigitus, two days before I get here! It's just getting worse, everytime now, after heli crashes, weather, oil based drilling muds (Ugh) I have to be damn near forced to come back, mind you, my bank statements bring me to my senses fairly quickly. What news of the boat purchase? any further developments? Sold the dogs yet? No! I know you would never do that!! You will have to improve your fishing skills aswell, it's what you'll be living off if your not careful! I know, been there!

 

[ToMo]

Re: It\'s that time again!

Nah you don't want to hear my current tale of woe, wait till I've got something cheerful to tell you

TôMö

 

[ccscott49]

Re: It\'s that time again!

Go on! I'm a big boy I can take it! Not too much woe I hope! PM me!