It's good to see frugality

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I wish I knew!! The opening lines were used in a Private Eye cartoon and the ode was never finished. Must try and write an ending myself, as we have friends from that famous Borough.

When she pulled down the zip,
She did a back flip,
Coz it looked like a snake with a wig on!

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.
 
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But her dreams of largesse
Came to mean less and less
'Cos her husband was hung like a pigeon..........


Back to the drawing board!

<hr width=100% size=1>Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho
 
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