Items of clothing....

[Guest]

Ok sailing people I need your help. I have a really gorgeous, very special boyfriend and he has taught me well in the ways of the water, only this time I have a little problem. We're away this weekend (to see my parents no less!!) and he's forgotten.....his boxershorts. What can a girl do???

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[Guest]

I would suggest ....

Cover his assets .......


<hr width=100% size=1>Nigel ...
Bilge Keelers get up further ! I only came - cos they said there was FREE Guinness !

 

[BlueSkyNick]

You might want to help him each time he zips up - for both of your sakes !!

<hr width=100% size=1>One day I am the dog, and the next day the lamp-post.

 

[hisw]

Alternatively you could do the proper thing and lend him one of your g-strings!

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[Guest]

mmm... hisw I like the way you're thinking there....what do you reckon - cotton or silk??

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[hisw]

Well, I can’t say I have much knowledge in this area. What would you recommend?

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[Guest]

I think that when choosing which you could wear, you need to take into consideration the activities that you might be participating in - perhaps if you let me know I could give you some suggestions?

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[Guest]

Dirty sod ....... !!!!

Are we TV, S&M, AC-DC, Cross-dresser ??????

Or do we go for :

http://www.porno-pics-free.com/

And believe me - I got this link from one of my staff's PC's in the office network ....... he's now on extended vacation !!!!

Sorry SHE is on extended vacation !!!!

<hr width=100% size=1>Nigel ...
Bilge Keelers get up further ! I only came - cos they said there was FREE Guinness !<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by nigel_luther on 05/09/2003 11:28 (server time).</FONT></P>

 

[hisw]

Re: Dirty sod ....... !!!!

Steady, I was only trying to be of assistence to this poor young lady. I may have been at sea for a while but not that long!

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[Guest]

So not a ...

Retired Colenel with a bull whip and riding crop ?????


<hr width=100% size=1>Nigel ...
Bilge Keelers get up further ! I only came - cos they said there was FREE Guinness !

 

[Ivy]

Make the most of it

Will he realy need them anyway

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[jimi]

Lend him a kilt

<hr width=100% size=1>