Is Colin a thickie?

Which Version of the Book

  • Childs version, cause its really for my children (yere right!)

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A Yachtmaster on the foredeck is about as much use as a chocolate fireguard.

He only needs to understand dampness and leverage theory.
 
Maybe. His redemption is that he has a very tidy daughter.
 
That proves you a dumbass. Who needs exercise at my time of life! And if you think you are going below to do navigation in those dripping oilies wrecking the velour, think again.
I have the Chartplotter and Radar on the binnacle with all the other instruments. My willing crew supply me with food and drink, and once an hour one of thems goes below to plot on the paper chart and fill in the log.
As I said, no need for a YM on the foredeck.
In fact, barring hoisting or lowering the snuffed chute, no need for a foredeck at all, although I usually go forward for this job.

Stingo reckons you have a tidy daughter, is that right? /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif Add her to my crew list for next Burnham Week!
 
Do'nt be a tit .. it mentions YM, Colin and post. Every boat worth its name has a post ergo every post by its very name must be boaty!
 
Tidy enough for you Jim? While you're at it, can you spot the Jetski?
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In fact, barring hoisting or lowering the snuffed chute, no need for a foredeck at all!

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Surely the fo'c'se gets a bit soggy with out a foredeck /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
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.... can you spot the Jetski?


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Yep, its sticking out the bloke's arse - he was obviously standing in the water when the jetski was coming in to the beach ! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

BTW Lots of silica/silicon in the picture.
 
Hadnt realised anyone got that brown on the Medway, must go there for next years hols. I will fit in. Fat bloke in an ass hat waddling up and down espying the talent.
 
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My willing crew supply me with food and drink, and once an hour one of thems goes below to plot on the paper chart and fill in the log.

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Funnily enough, my skipper does the same for me /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
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Do'nt be a tit .. it mentions YM, Colin and post. Every boat worth its name has a post ergo every post by its very name must be boaty!

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Sorry you lost me there, guess that's what happens to tits!!

Paul.
 
I'll ave you know I'm not a thickie. I've been out buying stuff already for the course and saved a few bob using ebay too where I managed to pick up this excellent condition second hand pair of dividers.
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Oh, and Stingo, you thickie, that ain't my daughter.................. it's the wife!
 
Opps sorry. I couldn't tell them apart in the dark.

It this your daughter?
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