Iran should tire of yachtsmen fairly quickly...

[woodstock]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...men-fairly-quickly,-say-experts-200912012271/

The Daily Mash's take on it - 'they'll start telling these interminable stories about 60ft waves off the Hebrides and the time they somehow limped back into Plymouth with a badly shattered aft-basket and a sail made from toast.'

 

[Twister_Ken]

Sometimes the Mash hits the nail on the marine toilet.

Cheers!

 

[monkfish24]

Had a chortle at this line
"Meanwhile, at the United Nations in New York, more than 40 countries have now signed a motion asking Iran if they could just stop being such total d!cks for five minutes."

 

[maxi77]

Well it seems they have already got bored with the sailors stories and released them.

 

[jpcarter30]

a case of true life imitating art