International warning of pirates in the Seychelles

[Seastoke]

It has come to the police that they are Conwy pirates drifting lost . It appears it has a number of Welch folk on board , one could be a vagabond named Captain BruceK who speaks a twang no one has ever come across before and there could be a welch scouser of YouTube fame ,and can be recognised by eating a bacon butty whilst smoking a roll up, he goes by the name Kawasaki.The Welch police have said that crime is down 50% and do not want them back.

 

[BruceK]

The only pirates here are my two daughters who feel duty bound to see if they can financially ruin me, run off in the middle of the night to go partying and generally be a menace

To think some of my first vids and pics of them on this forum they were primary schoolers . Still not as old as my hat though

 

[DavidJ]

One day they will slap their credit cards on the table and say “We’ll get this one Dad!”
It happened to me once.

 

[harvey38]

One day they will slap their credit cards on the table and say “We’ll get this one Dad!”
It happened to me once.

'Once' and never again since

 

[Farmer Piles]

'Once' and never again since

A momentary lapse in concentration on their part I suspect.

 

[SC35]

I suspect it's going to be some time before I see a credit card going onto the table from this one: