Interesting Story.

[hlb]

Can some one write some thing interesting. I'm getting board and have expounded on everything I can think of. Still should be down to Plymouth on Saturday so loads bound to happen then. In the mean time, can some one else have a turn.

Haydn

 

[longjohnsilver]

TalTale of the lonesome pine.

Make sure you keep the cockpit and wheelhouse clear, we're going to go lumber collecting!!

 

[claymore]

Strange

That you should be feeling that, I thought today was one of the quietest forum days I've known. Was away at the weekend and came back to a squillion threads but unless you are in there early they don't seem as interesting I feel, a bit like coming in on the end of someone else's conversation. I was even moved to send an email to the boatyard to ask how they were doing - the epicentre of all rain and wind appeared to be Loch Melfort yesterday, I thought they might have got washed away. Wish I hadn't bothered really as I got home to a £500 bill for some bits they've been doing.
Anyway, Ive got assignments to mark!
regards
JS

 

[coliholic]

Yes not much happening here today is there?

Someone needs to give ParaHandy a nudge to get on with Chapters 2 and 3 of his Peek a Boo thread from last week. I though that was a pretty good start and eagerly awaiting more. Perhaps Claymore can do his "stern teacher" bit and make all sorts of threat if the assignment's not in on time.

 

[hlb]

Re: TalTale of the lonesome pine.

Hang about John. You were supposed to be polishing my bottom this week and then building a barge, for us to tow round there. Have you not been paying attention.

Come on hurry up. I've got Gavin putting the fan belts and impellors back in, but I cant see it pulling the barge very fast, less you get the bottom cleaned up prity sharpish. It's probably glued to the bottom by now with weeds.

Haydn

 

[longjohnsilver]

Pervert

Tuts can shine your a#se, after all she's closer.

Hope you used good anti fouling.

 

[hlb]

Re: Pervert

Oh yes John it's good stuff. I use ANDREX !

Haydn

 

[longjohnsilver]

I use a powerwasher!! NM

.

 

[hlb]

Re: Oh is it one of those Biddett thingy\'s!!NM

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Haydn

 

[claymore]

Where\'s this one going to end?

We went from someone trying to write something interesting to a plank and now we are down the karzi - has it something to do with the brown thing that the parrot is attempting to insert?

 

[longjohnsilver]

Bidet

Now now Claymore, Haydn wouldn't know what a bidet was if it came up and bit him on the bum!!

And my parrot is not constipated, just a little under the weather.

 

[ToMo]

Re: Bidet

What do you mean 'under the weather'...you told me it was torte....sri I mean dead......biguns' been eye'n up the possibilities! so watch those tail feathers.
TôMö

 

[hlb]

Re: Bidet

Ok John, forget the wet suit, just bring snortle and slippers. I've got hose pipe and jubilee clips and told Tutts to blow down now and again, you bring scrubing brush and vim. Knock three or four times if need more air, Or phone pub. If you get board just swim about a bit cleaning the propelors and things. We'll be back about 11pm. Hope thats ok.

Haydn

 

[longjohnsilver]

Keys in ignition

Just make sure she's fully fuelled and keys in place. I can recommend a good hotel in Plymouth, see you sometime next Autumn!

 

[hlb]

Re: Keys in ignition

Hey you cant botttle out now. Boat should be all rearing to go.
Even iff with mucky bottom, senders wont be working cos all clogged up. Speed down to 15 knots I predicked??. But hope fully central heating and hot water and freezer working so what the hell. Down to TOMO's place in LOE. Excepting,tip over cargo ship type of enviromenty type of place. Best not to go there then.In the mean time. Sort out good weather for Sun, Mon or tues, mornings. For trip to Loe. ( You Cant Make It easier Than That)( Just Cant get the staff these days)!!

Haydn

 

[rog]

Haydn
Did try but after I wrote it I decided to post it onto the yachting forum instead - would welcome your views, if any
Rog
PS Still feeling tender or will you talk to me now?