Inland Waterways poet.

[oldgit]

It would appear the freshwater universe of CaRT is getting its own poet , who , according to R4, will be travelling the length and breath of the UK canal and inland waterways network..

The lady concerned will be starting out in the deprived lawless pinko wasteland of Regents Canal and working her way up to the godless Columbidae and Mustela putorius furo fancying land of bingo and UKIP beyond the M25.

Anybody got any poems ?
The was young lady from Reading
Who.....

 

[Murv]

There was a young chap from the Medway
Who took a Thames trip up the fairway
On striking some rocks, he smashed up his props and therefore lost most of his headway.

 

[Actionmat]

There once was a squatter from Harrow
Who found a boat long and quite narrow
On the Regents he sat
With a spliff and his cat
On his roof were ten logs and a barrow.

 

[Actionmat]

A boat owner furiously said
I have no more room in the head
The pump out is broken
It won't take my token
So I'll bucket and chuck it instead

 

[Viking23]

There was a young lady from Reading,
Who travelled by boat to her Wedding
She stopped at a lock
To adjust her white frock
Then totally forgot where she was heading.

 

[Mirror Painter]

There was a CaRT person from beeb
Seemed like man and women to me
'No gender' she cried
License tax was applied
And we all had an increase in fee.

 

[Old Crusty]

At the risk of another sanction from the moderator for misunderstanding:

The sea was like glass,
There was no wind in our sail,
So we pulled the bosun's trousers off
And drank his Sailor's ale.

 

[dash300]

There was a young chap from the Medway
Who took a Thames trip up the fairway
On striking some rocks, he smashed up his props and therefore lost most of his headway.