Imagine that when you wake up in the morning.....

[Hydrozoan]

You've evidently come to the wrong shop for tender feelings.

 

[DownWest]

Jobs are jobs, if you are excited by the thought while munching your cornies in the grey morning, a big plus!
I got the old Zodiac out for a pic-nic party on an lake island, as I needed to ferry every body over. Tried to put a bit of puff in it, but no go. Looked closer and a small rodent had eaten a neat round hole.. Bit of EvoStik and an off cut of Hyperlon and it did the job.
Must say than one px was a bit of a diva(think Diana Ross, she had a great voice) and looked at the dinghy as if it were a death trap. Seems the smallest boat she had been in before was over 60ft..

 

[Biggles Wader]

Jobs are jobs, if you are excited by the thought while munching your cornies in the grey morning, a big plus!
I got the old Zodiac out for a pic-nic party on an lake island, as I needed to ferry every body over. Tried to put a bit of puff in it, but no go. Looked closer and a small rodent had eaten a neat round hole.. Bit of EvoStik and an off cut of Hyperlon and it did the job.
Must say than one px was a bit of a diva(think Diana Ross, she had a great voice) and looked at the dinghy as if it were a death trap. Seems the smallest boat she had been in before was over 60ft..

I hope you told her to stick it.

 

[Fr J Hackett]

Jobs are jobs, if you are excited by the thought while munching your cornies in the grey morning, a big plus!
I got the old Zodiac out for a pic-nic party on an lake island, as I needed to ferry every body over. Tried to put a bit of puff in it, but no go. Looked closer and a small rodent had eaten a neat round hole.. Bit of EvoStik and an off cut of Hyperlon and it did the job.
Must say than one px was a bit of a diva(think Diana Ross, she had a great voice) and looked at the dinghy as if it were a death trap. Seems the smallest boat she had been in before was over 60ft..

It's a good job it didn't go down on her

 

[DownWest]

I hope you told her to stick it.

You forget the 'where' bit..

 

[DownWest]

It's a good job it didn't go down on her

You a bad boy!

Actually, she was having a 'thing' with Verhoeven (the director) at the time. Didn't last..up or down..

 

[JumbleDuck]

My hat is off to all those who have do that and anything else to do with glue for a living.

Well, I suppose it's one way to stay solvent.

 

[Fr J Hackett]

Well, I suppose it's one way to stay solvent.

I would stick to the day job if I were you.

 

[capnsensible]

 

[Biggles Wader]

You forget the 'where' bit..

Wherever had the most impact.

 

[Concerto]

Wherever had the most impact.

Surely you must use contact adhesive.

 

[JumbleDuck]

I would stick to the day job if I were you.

Eeh. Poxy jokes.

 

[oldharry]

Keep going everyone. Have to keep the pressure up!

 

[Biggles Wader]

Uhu----Hark at her!

 

[JumbleDuck]

There is already too much plastic in the sea - ah, no, a krill ate it!

 

[TOKOLOSHI]

Seams this thread could be a bit of a letdown!

 

[JumbleDuck]

Only one person can turn it back. Call King Cnut.

 

[Fr J Hackett]

As the German yacht broker said A von derful opportunity awaits for those with the right Zodiac sign.

 

[Old Harry]

A job not to be sniffed at.

Was that a "WOOOOOOOSH"

 

[Fr J Hackett]

Was that a "WOOOOOOOSH"

Perhaps a variation on that old PG Tips advertisement, you pump it son and I'll row it.