I'm off

[sailbadthesinner]

I\'m off

Sunday
First cruise on a stinkie. Am hoping to meet up with Colin on Englander in Pollensa.
Its a targa I am on ( apparently they are quite common) around 37 to 40 foot.

Anyway a look at the forecast says storms sunday so i am packing the rum and the hot chocolate sachets and dispensing with the shorts.

I am hoping to write the definitive report on the stinkie culture when i get back.

Will be sure fire hit. It will need to be to cover the fuel bill i have been told.

Beer! Now there's a temporary solution.

 

[tcm]

Re: I\'m off

send my regards to Colin. His boat is lovely and wooden -surpirised there are any trees left in Burma.

Hint - he is very partial to ruby port, but i imagine that in colin-style quantities, the nice not-overly expensive stuff will be very acceptable. I didn't say cheap!

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Re: I\'m off

I had intended to take a bottle of malt.
Might change that now.
Will pass on the regards.

Beer! Now there's a temporary solution.

 

[Dave_Snelson]

Re: I\'m off

We will all be looking forward to your report on "stinky-ism"

Cutting, yet witty, is our expectation. Have a good cruise!

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[tcm]

Re: Not too cutting tho

can't we have a bit of glamour too? "..Sailbad shielded his eyes from the sun beating down on her glistened body, and as he watched she continued to strip slowly and deliberately, until all the old antifoul had been scraped off" ...

 

[hlb]

Re: Not too cutting tho

.....................Paying great attention to the most delicate areas and then caressing the denuded areas with a sensual feel whilst raising the other hand to explore the mounds with the grease nipple on top!!

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[tcm]

Re: Not too cutting tho

She moaned gently, but then she had been complaining all afternoon. From her aft quarters her partner expertly recognised that there was no resistance, so obviously the anodes would need replacing. Sweating profusley in the dappled sunlight, she began her Climax, but then turned the ancient engine off again.

 

[hlb]

Re: Not too cutting tho

The climax came quickly. Powering with mighty thrusts the big blokes boat out of Marina's bottom ...........................pontoon.

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[longjohnsilver]

Re: Not too cutting tho

In the meantime as he grappled with his corroded seacock, she tried to pull his shaft but it refused to budge. But after much effort his sabre kicked into life and at last it became obvious that she was smoking before he was ready. But disaster, all lubrication to his big end stopped and he seized in mid stroke with a loud bang.

With that she slipped away quietly her topsides quivering in the late evening sunset, her flexible coupling having sheared away in total frustration. Now she would have to search for someone else to scrub her bottom and buff her rubbing strakes.....

 

[coliholic]

Re: Not too cutting tho

"Oh", he said longingly, "let's just lift your bottom up a bit so I can get at that last bit underneath".

She slowly raise herself provocativley and he slid his mighty scraper through the last remaining crap on her bottom.

"Now" he whispered, "what do you think of this?" as he gently guided her towards the tin of antifouling". "But I've never done it like this before" she moaned. "Not to worry my sweet, have a look at this book, it shows you everything you need to know", he replied passing this month's MBM to her........

 

[boatone]

Oooohh...Colin....

You wouldnt be suggesting they should keep MBM on the 'top shelf' now, would you?

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[hlb]

Re: Not too cutting tho

Hmmmm, She sighed. I've never read anything so eerrumff. Interesting! as that. Is it real or just a fantasy. Her thoughts drifting away again. Remembering that moment of exctacy when stroking big blokes boats bottom.

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[tcm]

Re: Not too cutting tho

Now with more than one of them keen to join the action, she took them both in each hand and powered them up and down, up and down with measured precision, liquid burst over her whole body, followed by limpness, indicating that the trim tab actuators were totally knackered.

 

[oldgit]

Re:Blimming ell its Channel 5 online.NM

NM

Just hold tight dear it will not be so rough when we get round the corner,trust me.

 

[hlb]

Re: Not too cutting tho

Not having any Viagra to hand, she gave both of them a liberal helping of Soltron. The out drives soon jumped to attention. So checking that the rubber garters were in place she soon mounted both of them. After about an hour. A guey substance started to gush down her leg. Oh! stuff it, a nother bloody oil leak!!

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[oldgit]

Re: Not too cutting tho

His latex sheathed (fender) protected her fragile form all night.(from the power mad yobbos whizzing up n down the Thames at full throtttle).

Just hold tight dear it will not be so rough when we get round the corner,trust me.

 

[tcm]

Re: Not too cutting tho

Sailbad quickly rearranged himself to stem the flow all over her specially prepared bottom, and continued to hammer away. The noisy creaking alerted others, but he was desperate to get the hull supports back place. Legs akimbo, he brushed her gently and rinsed the remaining oil off the boat with Jizer. "I just love it, hard" said the girl. "Hmm, what's so good about a concrete marina car park?" said Sailbad. "Remember, it's 9am till i come" she murmured. "Yes, yet another Ibiza remix- let's turn the radio off and get the boat fixed!"

 

[coliholic]

Re: Not too cutting tho

Lying flat on his back underneath her he admired her graceful curves and ran his hands sensously down her glistening legs.

Suddenly another sensation gripped him and his hands started to burn and shake as if gripped by an alien life form.

"Shit" Sailbad exclaimed, "must have mixed up the Jizer with the stuff that passes for Vodka at that night club last night", as the skin lowly peeled from his fingers he heard himself crying out loud.......