I'm a worrit laddie

[jimi]

I\'m a worrit laddie

Fit kid o' nutters wull ah meet this weekend .. can I escape fae the sailing patio ontae a hauf dacent sail boat if the company's crap?

 

[bob_tyler]

Re: I\'m a worrit laddie

Please "say again" in English!

 

[machurley22]

No jist a hunner\' percent oan this but..

Ah dinnae think there's onny Beneteaus comin'.

Dave

 

[tome]

Re: I\'m a worrit laddie

Och tae be with yoose nutters, ken ma wee lassie widnee dae ra biz

 

[jimi]

Re: I\'m a worrit laddie

Dear Bob, just for you.
What type of idiots will I meet on the gentleman's cruise. Can I escape from Claymore, if they all drink and swear too much, onto a respectable godfearing sailing boat?

 

[jimi]

Re: I\'m a worrit laddie

Ach whit's yer mam's number we'll ca' in fur tea and cakes.

 

[tome]

Re: I\'m a worrit laddie

Hae yoose come over peculiar Jamesie?

 

[bob_tyler]

Re: I\'m a worrit laddie

Dearest Jimi,

I have never had the privilege of meeting the renowned Claymore but from his erudite writings I suspect he will have a good selection of delicious malts on board. Enough of that and you will sink gently into oblivion.

 

[tome]

Re: I\'m a worrit laddie

Oban 284, bit ra aild hen keeps a-changing jist in case it's Al Keeda calling. Ye'll ken ra nummer whin ye see ra wheet smake.

 

[jimi]

Re: I\'m a worrit laddie

Darling Bob, I fear you have been misled, Claymore is a terrible man with alcoholic and adulterous tendencies. I see it as personal mission to seek his salvation, hence why I am embarking on this cruise. It is a big task and I ask that your thoughts and prayers go with me in my missionary position.

Yours affectionately
Jimi

 

[bob_tyler]

Re: I\'m a worrit laddie

Jimi,
Sounds like the missionary position might be very dangerous. Don't forget the good old Scottish saying:

"It wasn't the Black Watch that shagged the sheep, the Seaforths were there before them".

 

[longjohnsadler]

Re: I\'m a worrit laddie

I'm a bit confused about what clothes to bring.
When I mentioned it to Mr. Claymore recently, he muttered something about taking a load of big girl's blouses with him for the weekend.

 

[claymore]

Re: I\'m a worrit laddie

Jamesie
Wrastle wi this wee snag an dinnae fash.
Ra wind es forecast windier in Hebrides than in ra North Channel - Tae get tae they Hebrides we'd be going North. The wind is forecast frae the North.
Tae get tae the North Channel we'd be going Sooth. Ra wind is forecast frae ra Sooth. But not quite sae mich o' et
Don't ye just love they forecasts

 

[machurley22]

Re: I\'m a worrit laddie

To sum up then - beating into wind over tide in the Sound of Jura on Friday. Smashin'. It's well seein' the cruise director is the one with the chunky motor-sailer.

Dave

 

[claymore]

Re: I\'m a worrit laddie

Just remembered, need to get to Halfords for a new wiper blade

 

[machurley22]

[oops not nice]

[oops not nice] smug [oops not nice]

Dave