I went to Tesco today...

[skipper681]

Took my baked beans to the till where to my surprise they wanted payment immediately, now I'm a reasonable man so I offered to pay by escro, just in case I got my beans home and didn't like them. I'd be worried about going back for my refund and maybe find they've gone bankrupt.

I don't know it's a dilemma, maybe I'll post date a cheque

 

[sailorman]

Now what you should have actually done was buy 12 bttls of wine & they actually give you 1/2 off

 

[AndrewB]

Is it true that life can be sustained solely on a diet of Tesco baked beans in tomato sauce?

Has anyone here done it?

 

[Salty John]

Is it true that life can be sustained solely on a diet of Tesco baked beans in tomato sauce?

Yes, but you have to eat the tin and the label too.

 

[AntarcticPilot]

Is it true that life can be sustained solely on a diet of Tesco baked beans in tomato sauce?

Has anyone here done it?

It's life, but not as we know it, Jim

I think I'd rather starve!

 

[sailorman]

It's life, but not as we know it, Jim

I think I'd rather starve!

the government may grant your wish if you get too ill

 

[claudio]

Now what you should have actually done was buy 12 bttls of wine & they actually give you 1/2 off

You could drink 6 bottles, return the other 6 for a full refund if you tell them you only drank the free ones

 

[sailorman]

You could drink 6 bottles, return the other 6 for a full refund if you tell them you only drank the free ones

 

[skipper681]

You could drink 6 bottles, return the other 6 for a full refund if you tell them you only drank the free ones

Not if they're bankrupt

 

[claudio]

Not if they're bankrupt

That's why its best to buy them in the morning and return the others by lunch time

 

[skipper681]

That's why its best to buy them in the morning and return the others by lunch time

Genius

 

[Boathook]

That's why its best to buy them in the morning and return the others by lunch time

Stuffed if they go bankrupt mid morning !

 

[dylanwinter]

trust

I send out DVDs and just wait for the sailors to pay later

they always do

Dylan

 

[dt4134]

I send out DVDs and just wait for the sailors to pay later

they always do

Dylan

What without an escrow account?

How do you ever hope to save up enough to buy a canal licence?

 

[Fantasie 19]

What without an escrow account?

How do you ever hope to save up enough to buy a canal licence?

Now, now.. play nicely children....

 

[dylanwinter]

canoe

What without an escrow account?

How do you ever hope to save up enough to buy a canal licence?

I never shall

venturing on the canals of England in Katie L will remain an unfulfilled dream

I shall do it by licensed Duck Punt


Dylan

 

[ffiill]

This REALLY is too subtle for me-Greece;The UK;an independant Scotland or just plain old Comet.
Never did understand how an Economy based on the price of a house could survive
Help!

 

[dt4134]

I never shall

venturing on the canals of England in Katie L will remain an unfulfilled dream

I shall do it by licensed Duck Punt


Dylan

That's a shame. At least the duck punt videos should be good.

 

[wotayottie]

Never did understand how an Economy based on the price of a house could survive
Help!

We're in the throes of proving it can't.