I have a large and inflexible friend

[jimi]

And he's having problems getting into his Moody galley, short (sic) of hiring a cooking dwarf for the monstrous beast, how can his culinary woes be eased?

 

[BlueSkyNick]

Well it can't be me, because SWMBO does all the cooking - and she is a dwarf anyway!

Wish I could stand up in the saloon though!

 

[tcm]

cooking dwarf

i think you're being very mean - how much do you charge per day for burning toast these days?

 

[tcm]

yeah but i'm a flippin dwarf next to you altho 6'!

You might be able to lift the floor boards and sort of clump around in the bilges, or at least stand at the sink. Mind you er i thort you liked driving the boat by sitting at the nav table and copying/colouring charts, no?

 

[jimi]

He just think's he's coloring charts, its the holiday pack his missus gives him to keep him quiet on the journey. Never seen a chart that looks like Big Ears on a bicycle before.

 

[Evadne]

I find I can "stand" up in the saloon with the aid of these

 

[jimi]

Would imagine BigNicks got a garage full of them, the crawling bustard!

 

[Cornishman]

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For one awful moment I thought you were having trouble pointing Percy at the porcelain!

 

[moondarra]

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Is this an ACCESS problem then?