I Guessed it would happen

[sailorman]

http://www.ybw.com/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/1728403/an/0/page/0/gonew/1#UNREAD

Well done dan /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
who will be the nxt CG1 2 B Banned /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

 

[bilbobaggins]

Missed out on all that today, so thot to 'google' for it, out of idle curiosity. Then realised that if I wanted abuse, I only needed to ask my lady why the ironing isn't finished yet.....

/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[sailorman]

She needt to adopt a time management system the ironing should have been finished yesterday.
wot happens when the " Season" starts

 

[VicS]

[ QUOTE ]
only needed to ask my lady why the ironing isn't finished yet

[/ QUOTE ] Don't forget to remind her that shirt collars must be ironed from the points towards the middle to avoid getting little creases where they show.
They always appreciate helpful advice like that! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Steve Clayton]

So I came home from work and SWMBO tore off my clothes screaming "MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A REAL WOMAN!!".

So I sat down and said "Get me a cold beer before you finish the ironing" /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[FrankJB]

She told me we couldn't afford beer any more and that I would have to quit.

Then I caught her spending £35 for makeup.

I asked how it was that I had to give stuff up and she didn't.

She said she needed the makeup to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back..... /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif