I am sorry to bring this up, but your gender goes against you.
One of the gifts all males have is the ability to sense when something is about to go off. We can see a bloke walk in and almost set a watch to what time he starts a fight with the guy at the bar.
Women on the other hand will stand oblivious in the middle of a bar brawl not realising that they really should be leaving or pacing backward at a good rate of knots.
So no, you are obviously wrong, you do not have the required skills to recognise when blokes are about to set to, so far what you have seen is heated banter. It takes a lot more to set us off. Nice try though /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif