mainshiptom
Active member
So my first task is to replace a clit made by Simonneau marine of France !
Any one know where I could get a part like that ??
Any one know where I could get a part like that ??
I am the harbour master now
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ccscott49
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Sorry, but I know what a clit is, but whats it got to do with boating?
Caronia
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I would not be surprised if Kim pulled this one, it's the most flagrant use of obscene language I've seen on this board.
Aja
Well-known member
The mind boggles!!!
Aja
Well-known member
The mind boggles!!!
Clever lot these French - Heaven knows what they'll build next
Clever lot these French - Heaven knows what they'll build next
mainshiptom
Active member
Ok you lot , This is my first job as a harbour master and my spelling is not that goot
but you all know what I meant that bit that we tie our boats to the pontoons.
Tom
but you all know what I meant that bit that we tie our boats to the pontoons.
Tom
ccscott49
Active member
Oh! Is that what you meant, sorry!
brianrunyard
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ccscott49
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Very good point Brian, I'll ask Pauline, she should know these things!
sailbadthesinner
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can't advise on the cleat but can i reccommend Mavis Beacon typing on cd
it will prevent some people having 'herat atacks' as you would no doubt say
Come on brain.get this over and i can go back to killing you with beer<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by sailbadthesinner on 31/10/2002 17:09 (server time).</FONT></P>
it will prevent some people having 'herat atacks' as you would no doubt say
Come on brain.get this over and i can go back to killing you with beer<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by sailbadthesinner on 31/10/2002 17:09 (server time).</FONT></P>
paulineb
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Replace a clit ...
The first question is, why the hell would you want to? Are you a spoilsport?
If you insist on going ahead, I suggest you replace it with a g-spot, but please be prepared to provide a map and waypoint so guys can find it. Quite a few have problem with it's location
Pxx
The first question is, why the hell would you want to? Are you a spoilsport?
If you insist on going ahead, I suggest you replace it with a g-spot, but please be prepared to provide a map and waypoint so guys can find it. Quite a few have problem with it's location
Pxx
mtb
New member
Re: on the spot
C is for clever cat
G is for for for for it's on the tip of my tongue
always had trouble with the written stuff at school but never any prob's with oral exam's .....
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/boats
I want a big steel ex trawler or tug v, cheap or swap for tug
C is for clever cat
G is for for for for it's on the tip of my tongue
always had trouble with the written stuff at school but never any prob's with oral exam's .....
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/boats
I want a big steel ex trawler or tug v, cheap or swap for tug
Toutvabien
Member
Re: Replace a clit ...
My wife suggests spending a lot of time fiddling with it to be sure that you get it absolutely right.
My wife suggests spending a lot of time fiddling with it to be sure that you get it absolutely right.
LadyInBed
Well-known member
Re: Why?
Isn't it done for the same reason that buoys are replaced . . .
'Send me a new one, this one's split' !!!
Isn't it done for the same reason that buoys are replaced . . .
'Send me a new one, this one's split' !!!
BrendanS
Well-known member
Re: on the spot
Sounds like this replacement could be expensive. Definitely pounds not peni's
Sounds like this replacement could be expensive. Definitely pounds not peni's
paulineb
Active member
Re: on the spot
do peni's pound?
Pxx
do peni's pound?
Pxx
LadyInBed
Well-known member
Re: Replacement
The first thing you need to do is ensure you have good access underneath it.
If you can't see the access, feel for it with a winking spanner.
The first thing you need to do is ensure you have good access underneath it.
If you can't see the access, feel for it with a winking spanner.
muchy_
New member
Actually, I would quite like to see a 30ft boat tied to a clit, wheres this happening?
BrendanS
Well-known member
Re: on the spot
Definitely, about a hundred at a time
Definitely, about a hundred at a time
BrendanS
Well-known member
Next time I'm giving instructions to SWMBO...."gently, gently, right a bit, OK! I've got it, you can turn off now!"...
....I'll be in stitches /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
....I'll be in stitches /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
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