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A guy was out with his rifle when he spotted a big bear on the next ridge. He lined up the bear in his sights and fired. The bear fell down. The guy ran down the hill across the valley and up to the other side. He looked around.... there was no bear!! Suddenly there was a tap on his shoulder, and there towering over him was a huge brown bear. The bear said you've got 2 choices. You bend over, drop your strides and I give you a good rodgering-----or I eat you.!! The man, left with little choice , duly complied. The next day he went back up to the ridge with a machine gun and spotting the bear once more, fired about 20 rounds off. The bear fell down , so he raced down the hill and up to the other side. No bear!!... suddenly, he felt a tap on his shoulder again, and there was the bear.... "You know the choice " said the bear, to which the guy duly responded. The next day he went back with a bazooka, and spotting the bear again,..fired and blew half the mountain away. He excitedly ran over to the spot..... no bear!.... Tap on his shoulder.......The bear said .."You're not here for the hunting are you? /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif