Humour - The Yachtmaster Tie!

Submariner!

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For many years, the RYA have sold ties with a special motif for Yachtmasters, initially it was for the Yachtmaster Offshore, then they came out with one for the Yachtmaster Ocean.

In the last couple of years, the Coastal Skipper has been renamed "Yachtmaster Coastal". There is apparently no tie for this qualification....

In the February edition of YM, the new section reports that some poor retired hospital consultant feels left out and has written to the RYA to complain about that the Yachtmaster Coastal does not qualify for a tie. No doubt the marketing team at the RYA will swiftly spring into action and design a new tie for this qualification. A real money spinner!

In fact, they could also knock out ties for Day Skippers, Competent Crews, Attendees of short courses like VHF, Sea Survival, and Radar. I would not advise a tie for the diesel engine course just in case it encourages people to where one whilst fixing the engine!

When I was working for a charter company / sailing school in the early 90's, we had a couple of clients who turned up to the yacht handover wearing ties. These tended to be very long handover as the chaps wearing these pointless things often were trying to look important in front of their crews. So after the first couple of encounters, I would pass the clients wearing "the tie" to another instructor :)

Would be interesting to see this thread develop - keep it fun please!
 

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Any real YM would not be worth his salt without a tie!

Imagine how handy it is having that extra few feet of tie handy on the boat, you might need it to use as a sail tie, a halyard to fly yor blue ensign (with the YM crest flutterin along with it obviously) or a pretty bow to tie around your cheesed lines (on the dock of course with the crest facing passers by:D
 

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We once won a pot and the prize giving was at the RYS. They wouldn't let us in without ties. A quick trip back to the boat by the foredeck guy (he was quickest) saw the assembled multitude enter the hallowed portals wearing off-white webbing ties bearing the logos of assorted sailmakers.
 

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Not many girly yachtmasters tend to wear ties, (correct me if I'm wrong). I demand that the marketeers get busy designing a bright pink hairband or or nifty scarf so that I will feel properly qualified when the
blessed day comes.

I think the scarf would appeal to my teenage daughter - Would need a competent crew version.

We could also get the RYA to come out with the Psuedo Yacthmaster tie for the maritime version of the "Back Seat Driver" (aka the nagging partner who does not have a license!)
 

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If I ever get a sailing qualification I shall wear a bicorne cocked hat and powdered wig.

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I already address Future Mrs Mark as "Bonden".
 

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In the last 20 years I have put on a tie once and that was only because I was threatened with severe punishment if I didn't. Being a flake I conceded.

Personally, I do not care one iota what people wear, as long as it doesn't smell!

Hopefully, others feel the same about me!

I can accept that others may think that ties are important, but I will not be following them on Twitter.
 
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