EME
Well-Known Member
...is the best form of defense. The more it whinges , the more I post....must be a metaphor here somewhere(??)
Love is grand;
divorce is a hundred grand. (No jokes TCM please)
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I am in shape.
Round is a shape ( no jokes TCM please)
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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. ( As 1 and 2 above)
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Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. ( A boating sontent)
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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. ( I AM Welsh!!)
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Even if you are on the right track,
you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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Politicians and nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed
regularly and for the same reason.
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An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears that this is true.
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There will always be death and taxes;however, death doesn't get worse every
year.
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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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Dijon vu --
the same mustard as before.
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I am a nutritional overachiever.
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I am having an out of money experience.
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I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
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Practice safe eating --
always use condiments.
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A day without sunshine is like night.
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If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. ( Try something non-boaty!!)
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The real art of conversation is not only to
say the right thing at the right time,
but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.( As 1 and 2 above)
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Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
Sometimes age comes alone.
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Life not only begins at forty,
it also begins to show.
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped
laughing. ( Anyone guess who this is for???)
<font color=blue>I am WHAT I say I am</font color=blue>
Love is grand;
divorce is a hundred grand. (No jokes TCM please)
***************************
I am in shape.
Round is a shape ( no jokes TCM please)
***************************
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. ( As 1 and 2 above)
***************************
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. ( A boating sontent)
***************************
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
***************************
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. ( I AM Welsh!!)
***************************
Even if you are on the right track,
you'll get run over if you just sit there.
***************************
Politicians and nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed
regularly and for the same reason.
***************************
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears that this is true.
**************************
There will always be death and taxes;however, death doesn't get worse every
year.
***************************
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
***************************
Dijon vu --
the same mustard as before.
***************************
I am a nutritional overachiever.
***************************
I am having an out of money experience.
***************************
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
***************************
Practice safe eating --
always use condiments.
***************************
A day without sunshine is like night.
***************************
If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
***************************
It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. ( Try something non-boaty!!)
***************************
The real art of conversation is not only to
say the right thing at the right time,
but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
***************************
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.( As 1 and 2 above)
***************************
Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
Sometimes age comes alone.
***************************
Life not only begins at forty,
it also begins to show.
**************************
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped
laughing. ( Anyone guess who this is for???)
<font color=blue>I am WHAT I say I am</font color=blue>
