Huge fat bloke wet paint dilemma

[Twister_Ken]

Wet paint sign no good. It's a std tactic to stop people coming alongside, like a line of nappies drying on the guard rail or a sign saying reserved for RYS boats.

 

[2Tizwoz]

Easy.

They're both barred.

One's too big and the other has been using paint on the pontoon.

 

[Malish]

Did someone allocate the berth to the fat stinkpot?

 

[ZuidWester]

Fat boat bloke update

It was like a bad dream. Kate Moss got squashed.
He was still there this morning with his genny running (at 7:30 am). The stench of strong perfume and cigars, mixed with diesel fumes wafting around. Soap suds being pumped into the harbour. The look of horror on the faces of the grebes.
It's no good, this guy's got to go before our quiet harbour drowns in beer guts and tattoos.

 

[chuckaduck]

Re: Fat boat bloke update

Pleas can we have some pics ??

 

[PhilipH]

Mobo must be to blame for three reasons:

- it's a mobo;
- the guy is fat;
- and it's a mobo.

Dead simple. I would start the repainting right away and be a bit careless with the paint splashes.

 

[bilbobaggins]

Re: Fat boat bloke update

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Soap suds being pumped into the harbour.

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Can't you get him prosecuted under the local bye-laws - or MARPOL....?

Zero tolerance, that's me!

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