How very true....

[plombier]

1. FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.

2. FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the
game before helping around the house.

3. NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

4. GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

5. LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

6. THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.

 

[paulineb]

1. FINE
This is the word women use when you ask them how you look prior to going out .... they don't mean it, it's just to boost your confidence

2. FIVE MINUTES
This is the time from start to finish of love making (including foreplay)

3. NOTHING
Is your reply to the question "what were you watching" as you quickly turn off the porn when she arrives home unexpectedly

4. GO AHEAD
This is what she tells you to do when the lights change to green and you're still looking at the girl in the next car.

5. LOUD SIGH
Often follows one of your loud, smelly farts.

6. THAT'S OKAY
This is your reply to her telling you she's bought new shoes, knowing full well you've just blown £50 on a dead horse in the 3.30

7. THANKS
A word you rarely utter.

 

[plombier]

Thank you Pauline - most kind /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I had a private bet that either you or Powerskipper would get back first - and lost /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

 

[PhilF]

1. Boring that's what "how true's are"
2. Generalisations, stink, are only a representation of personal experience

 

[FullCircle]

Re: Five minutes: Pauline, how do you get it to last that long? Must be really boring!