How to Make a Woman Happy

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It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother!
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food


THE TRUTH HURTS!!!!
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"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity"

 

[SlowlyButSurely]

This is appallingly sexist! There's absolutely no need for a woman to bring food.

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

speak for yourself......

 

[Twister_Ken]

I regularly get emailings (a dozen a day?) about how to make women happy.

Apparently, all I have to do is use small blue pills, available at bargain prices, from one of several online meds specialists located in SE Asia.

Let me know if you'd like me to pass your email address to the respectable medical specialists who so kindly send me the information.

 

[Aeolus_IV]

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It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to..

[/ QUOTE ]
.. tell her that he's selling the boat.

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Jeff.

 

[coco]

After reading her your list, she just told me that everything is true. And added: I did not know british men where bloody machos as well.

 

[reginaldon]

That's the case in our house!

 

[Guest]

My Missus says ...

I don't conform to the British style and cannot believe all Brits are like me .........

Now that makes me smile !! I'm bl...y glad I'm a one off !!!


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