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I have just been reading up on my Sound Signals and have decided that I am just not doing things properly. So from now on I will be the only Mobo who seems to use ALL the available sound signals.
So, when I am trundling up Itchenor Reach with half a dozen yachts in front of me I will now go HOOOOONK HOOOOONK HONK. or HOOOONK HOOOOONK HONK HONK. If they don't ALL reply with HOOOONK HONK HOOOONK HONK I will be really annoyed and will overtake them anyway!!!
And when someone tries to over take me I will go HOOOOONK HOOOOONK HOOOOONK HOOOOONK HOOOOONK. Because I don't like people overtaking me.
And then of course when I am backing into my berth at 2AM I will have to go HONK HONK HONK. And when I turn out of the lock I will have to go HONK. And when that stupid yacht (or Mobo, I must add/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif) crosses my bow he will be getting HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK.
Do you think I will have many freinds in two months time?

P.S I am going down to Chichester at 10Pm tonight to test my horn, and buy a spare one /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
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I only use the (unable to manuver) signel OR(Piss Off)

HONK,HONK HOOOONK HONK HONKHONKHONKHOHOHONK,HONK HOOOONK HONK HONKHONKHONKHONHONK,HONK HOOOONK HONK HONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKNK,HONK HOOOONK HONK HONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKNKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK

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This really made us laugh :)

We await the full Moose Seamanship Guide with excitement.....

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At Mercury you said you hadn't had the horn for a while, I then see you chatting to paulineB and now you are horny all the time /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif Is it just co-incidence ?

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