Hide our valuables

[byron]

I have until tomorrow to hide all the family valuables. To this end I have called in family and neighbours to dig holes and bury anything saleable. All local Virgins are being rounded up (not a big job) and will be taken to a safe area. The reason for this hive of activity? Nope! Not a Viking Raid, even worse. Tony (Boat 1) may be stopping by tomorrow.

 

[Tidewaiter2]

Have you not thought of erecting a security cage on the front drive- razor wire 10m fence, pirhana moat, electrified wirw, guard towers with mmgs, and just steering him in with the promise of drinks? It sounds less hassle?

 

[boatone]

Blimey , all I did was offer you coffee !!

 

[oldgit]

Far simpler to nip round to the lock below and short out the power to the lock.
The prospect of having to manualy work the lock should solve your "little" problem.

 

[alanch]

I have until tomorrow to hide all the family valuables. To this end I have called in family and neighbours to dig holes and bury anything saleable. All local Virgins are being rounded up (not a big job) and will be taken to a safe area. The reason for this hive of activity? Nope! Not a Viking Raid, even worse. Tony (Boat 1) may be stopping by tomorrow.

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Now I know why your Union flag was upside down on Monday. B1 was in the area and you were in distress!

 

[byron]

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Now I know why your Union flag was upside down on Monday. B1 was in the area and you were in distress!

The flag is upside down because Thames Valley Cruising Club raised it that way and I can never tell the difference anyway.