Hi Dan, please can we have a "Morning After Button"

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Hi Dan, please can we have a \"Morning After Button\"

That brilliantly witty remark posted on the lee side of half a bottle of wine can be seen for what it is in the not-so-cold, hard light of morning: crass.

Time for a quick edit? Nope, all one gets is "This post can no longer be edited because the maximum edit time has expired ".

A girl who goes a bit further than she means to can go to the chemist and buy a morning after pill. Please can we have a morning after button?
 
Re: Hi Dan, please can we have a \"Morning After Button\"

Can't we just plead we were forced against our will? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
Re: Hi Dan, please can we have a \"Morning After Button\"

Another suggestion would be to pour yourself another drink out of the same bottle and keep drinking until the text looks exactly right again. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Or the other way is to write a grovelling, snivelling little note and say "I was wrong, I am sorry" /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
Re: Hi Dan, please can we have a \"Morning After Button\"

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"Please can we have a morning after button? "

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A just and timely plea....

And yet I sense there are among us some in need of a 'repeat prescription', to be retrieved and waved when appropriate.

Here's my bid....

"To whom, etc.

Kindly accept my deep, sincere regrets for any offence or unworthy imprecation given in a moment's heat and distraction of courtesy. I sought only to amuse, entertain and advise. I fear I have done neither, but rudely vexed a friend.

Do please accord this to any post at any time that fits, in this year and next.

Your ever-humble and contrite servant,

Bilbo B. Esq.

June 2009"


Perhaps we might have a 'sticky' for all the blanket, a priori apologies to which a simple passing reference - for efficient use of one's bandwidth - may be made in times of need.....

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Re: Hi Dan, please can we have a \"Morning After Button\"

Seems to me that there already is a "Morning After Button"...

Freds have been disappearing off the lounge at warp speed lately!?

Pretty sure that Richard has a button? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Yeah I know........I'm just going.
 
Re: Hi Dan, please can we have a \"Morning After Button\"

Why worry? It's like a deep litter henhouse - tomorrow there'll be a fresh load of crap hiding the old stuff. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
Re: Hi Dan, please can we have a \"Morning After Button\"

Well, I woke up on Sunday after my friend's wedding and wanted to curl up and die after something I said... Why should you be able to get away with it on here? /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

If there is a serious problem then I can edit or delete a post, but we prefer to maintain posts in their original form in case we need to refer to them later.
 
Re: Hi Dan, please can we have a \"Morning After Button\"

"I've always loved you" from a male guest to the bride-to-be is a good one.
The same to the groom causes even more confusion...
 
Re: Hi Dan, please can we have a \"Morning After Button\"

Best one I heard was a best man's speach .... "Remember, a dog is for life not just for Christmas" ............ followed by silence, then cutlery being dropped, glasses smashing and a daggers look from the bride !
 
Re: Hi Dan, please can we have a \"Morning After Button\"

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"Remember, a dog is for life not just for Christmas" .......

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Wow! That's a good 'un!

Maybe what's wanted is a "I can't believe I actually said that!" thread.

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Re: Hi Dan, please can we have a \"Morning After Button\"

One, I just managed to avoid, was saying to a bride on her 3rd husband, "I hope you have got the right guy this time!"

Swmbo would have kneecap'd me if I had said it.
 
Re: Hi Dan, please can we have a \"Morning After Button\"

My daughter married a builder. In my speech I expressed surprise that he had turned up on the promised day.

They are now speaking to me again. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
Re: Hi Dan, please can we have a \"Morning After Button\"

I think some on here would see a morning after delete button as open license to be as rude and personal as they please knowing they can delete later once the damage has been done.

If people think they have overstepped the mark then a simple apology would show more genuine backbone than hiding behind a delete button.
 
Re: Hi Dan, please can we have a \"Morning After Button\"

At a friend's father's forth marriage, one of his brothers spoke of how most familys talk of aquiring new sons ond daughters. In our family we just seem to aquire mothers...
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