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All I've got is a blank face! /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Oh I can see the thing ok, just totally confused about why it's been posted!! /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
I think it stems from a combination of the approaching weekend so a few people hit silly mode provoked by someones request for legal advice , and Jimi started it so there
Henry's Law states that:
"The amount of a gas absorbed by a given volume of a liquid at a given temperature is directly proportional to the pressure of the gas"
I am not sure that the link adequately demonstrates that!
Ah yes but has anyone considered what craggy_steve is getting at? H2O2 maybe or perhaps, can man be induced to breath underwater at sufficient depth without breathing apparatus provided O2 is introduced to that water? I seem to remember a film, The Abyss, I believe that featured something like that. Basically a load of 'ollocks but amusing enough.
You know me Jimi /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif there's nothing like a good stir /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif and I don't have anyone on ignore I just choose not to respond to certain individuals that seem to like provoking arguments /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
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Ah, that sort of explains it. I have jimi on my ignore list 'cos of the drivel he puts on here.
[/ QUOTE ] That's odd. Main reason I am hooked on Scuttlebutt is 'cos a few of its contributors, Jimi included, help me see the funny side of sailing/life.
Hey, I love the funny side of Scuttlebutt too. Inane rubbish apparently for the sake of posting I don't like. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif Still, everyone can make their own choice fortunately. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Aha , I see now , you like a giggle , try this one /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
JAMAICAN SANDALS FOR SALE:
A married couple walked in to a shoe shop in Jamaica.
The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
So the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, "Stop! Stop! You got dem on the wrong feet!"
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Glad you liked it , rain has held off for a few hours but it's now started again so I'm off up town for a break but how about this one , hope nobody's offended
The Amish Hand Warmer
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." the mother replied "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"