A young priest is on a flight to the vatican and is surprised and delighted when the pope comes and sits down next to him. Too nervous to say anything the young pirest exchanges a brief nod with the pope and lets him settle down to doing his crossword. After about ten minutes the pope leans over and says "You couldn't help me could you I'm stuck on a clue, four letters, describing some women, ending in UNT?" After a few minutes rather panicked thinking the young priest replies triumphantly "I've got it,.... AUNT" "Oh thats excellent" replies the pope "I don't suppose you have any Tippex?" /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Reminds me about the crossword question "Sexual deviation for the hard of hearing" Answer is four words,letters 5, 2, 4, 4. /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif