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jimi

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Missus has been away for a week and is coming back tomorrow .. house is in a right state and the girls have survived on pizza & microwave chips,chinese takeaways .. the rubbish is full of empty beer cans ... how can I emerge from this debacle smelling of roses?

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You missed your chance - you should have sold up and moved at the beginning of the week /forums/images/icons/cool.gif

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Wake girls up. Bribe them.Tell them they get to go on the shopping trip of a lifetime! Then tell them to clean house, and not blab about diet for past days.



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Simple. First, break a window. Second, tie yourself up. When SWMBO returns just claim you were broken into by a gang of unruly yobbos, they tied you up and left the place in this state.........

Faint heart never won fair lady.

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Saved by the snow

Snow came down, school cancelled so girls busy cleaning .. promise of Indian Takeaway instead of Chinese plus substantial bribe is saving the day!

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Hm. I think SWMBO needs a stern talking to - she evidently made no alternative household arrangements prior to leaving you all on your own for a week, with obvious results. You should make allowances if dinner is a little late on the day of her return.

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