There was a little Guy stopped at the Pearly Gates by St.Peter. So what noteable deed have you done before I let you in to Heaven? Well said the Guy I was once in a pub when a gang off Hells Angels started to rough up the Barmaid. So what did you do ? asked St. Peter. I went up to the biggest and meanest Guy and kicked Him between the legs. Then Ipulled off His ear and nipple rings. Very noble of you replied St. Peter so when did this happen? Oh! About two minutes ago.