and replaced with Keith .. if so I'm not standing for it and will start a sit down strike .. poor man he does'nt deserve it. Should we have a collection and get H1 to get her a leaving present?
No mate, he has hired a henchman to do his dirty work for him ! Ooops, just remembered I am supposed to be on best behavoir at present. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
yes - which means you don't get any drinks at all. I don't get any drinks either but REAL friends aren't those you just buy you drinks, are they now? Erm, well, maybe they are. So it's your round.
no thanks. I will wait until you have filled it up to the brim with the talisker, then i'l have a few sips and THEN nip back for the umbrellas, ice, dash of coke, lemon, and a splash of drambuie as well. And a rusty nail please.
Kim was last seen heading towards the Priory in a straitjacket, muttering something about transsexual Eastern European tank drivers.
I suspect that Keith agreed to take the job as a penance for an unfortunate incident at the IPC Christmas party, involving an aspidistra in a pot, Big Doreen from Accounts, and a photocopy of a rather arcane part of Keith's anatomy that got posted on the IPC Intranet /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif.
The bosses finally realised how incompetent I was and kicked me upstairs. Standard form as many of you will know from experience /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Keith is full height and full time, which makes him at least four times more effective than me.
I shall, however, be guesting on here if Keith lets me. But at least I now have the option of getting officially offended and going off on a sulk from time to time.
Congratulations Sir! Just like to say how much it has been a pleasure to be moderated by you. If Keith does half the job you did, it will still be a job well done. I'd like to buy you at least one beer.