Happy Birthday to me... and what do I get

[Nostrodamus]

I just thought I would tell the world that today is my Birthday.

For my present I got a sanitary hose.. yes a pooh pipe. Yah he.

It is not as if we need one because at my age I am more liable to suffer from incontinence and a rubber under blanket may have been better. She did say with my incontinence problem she wanted to buy me a high voltage electric under blanket but couldn't find one.

I asked why a Pooh pipe and my dearly beloved said it was the nearest I would get to head on my birthday or for the rest of my life come to that.

I didn't even get a birthday card. Instead she bought herself a commiserations card and complained the life insurance would now pay out less.

So I would just like to say happy Birthday to me as no one else is going to.

My good news is that today our new website got 50,000 hits (Thanks mum but the refresh is not the off button)

 

[Eyore]

Happy birthday and may you have many happy years enjoying your birthday prezzie.

 

[DJE]

Many happy returns and thanks for the reminder. It's SWMBO's birthday today too!

 

[Baggy]

Happy birthday Nostro

Thats not poo pipe,you silly billy, thats a Chastise Hose No 1A/OUCH
to go into your bedside draw next to the Pink Handcuffs :nonchalance:

 

[sailaboutvic]

Happy birthday Nostro

Thats not poo pipe,you silly billy, thats a Chastise Hose No 1A/OUCH
to go into your bedside draw next to the Pink Handcuffs :nonchalance:

Happy birthday Mark , you never know to night might just be your lucky night .

 

[chinita]

Happy Birthday Nostro.

I'm off for a great big **** off fat boy breakfast to celebrate.

 

[DownWest]

Many happy returns Mark..

But I doubt you are coming back yet:<)
Andrew

 

[John 32i]

Happy Birthday!
Based on your blog I am sure you wont stay too sober!!

 

[AntarcticPilot]

Snap - it's mine, too! March 4 is a good day.

 

[Blueboatman]

..and what do you get?

Well, I am replying to bump yer birthday to the top..