Handy tip . . .

[webcraft]

Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply position your craft next to the object you wish to view.

 

[moodycruiser]

..and why waste money on expensive i-pods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it to yourself. When you want to listen to somehting else, just hum a different tune. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[jimi]

Don't buy a boat, learn to swim and save loads of dosh

 

[webcraft]

[ QUOTE ]
Don't buy a boat, learn to swim and save loads of dosh

[/ QUOTE ] . . . and remember, you can recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it before jumping in.

 

[KINGFISHER 8]

Same reason why I've never wanted to go to Australia ... I'd rather see it on the telly!

(actually I can think of lots of reasons!)

 

[Fr J Hackett]

Glad someone else knows what causes the irritation and smell, its not over dosing with Chlorine!

 

[tcm]

instead of apples, use onions - much cheaper.

 

[webcraft]

[ QUOTE ]
instead of apples, use onions

[/ QUOTE ] for what????

- W

 

[jimi]

Use grass instead of tobacco much better

 

[Colin24]

Self crucifixion is a waste of time - you can never knock in the last nail.

 

[cliff]

If it flys, floats or fornicates - hire it, don't buy it.
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