Where's Salcomb? I know that Salcombe is a lovely place. Is Salcomb near Meriden, the centre of England furthest from the sea - you won't get seasick there and there are probably moorings on the nearest canal.
I seemed to have missed your exploits! were you a bad boy? please tell! so that I don't make the same mistake....I think Kim would have twigged by now who you are......do we have to wait for some fireworks!!!!