Guano

[Lakesailor]

I think I've discovered a way of preventing the seagulls shitting all over my boat.
But if I tell you all, and everyone uses it then I won't have an advantage will I?

 

[Becky]

Why not encourage them, scrape it all up and sell it for fertiliser. It is very valuable; it would pay your mooring fees. Then buy another boat and sail that instead.
Good idea? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Lakesailor]

Maybe your gulls do soft droppings, but up here it would probably work as epoxy resin.

 

[moondarra]

Is the idea anything to do with swapping the boat for a submarine?

 

[Lakesailor]

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Is the idea anything to do with swapping the boat for a submarine?

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No, that was at the other end of our moorings. It worked though. Not a drop of shite.