Grandpa Claymore

[claymore]

We have a granddaughter.
Born on the Fourth of July
Weighing in at 3.48kgs and measuring 52cms.
Name as yet undecided but Mother and daughter doing Chust Sublime.
I said 'Hello' to her down the phone and she squawked back
Dear Heart is over in Denmark with them and is thrilled skinny as am I.

 

[tome]

Well you auld goat good on you. I know you'll enjoy

What sort of train set were you considering?

 

[BrendanS]

Congrats!

 

[claymore]

I have a rather splendid Hornby Double O 3 rail which I feel she will enjoy as well as a 1967 scalextric set.
Thank goodness for equal ops!

 

[Sgeir]

See you

Congratulations!!

Also, received a text message from a +33 number;

<ul type="square"> C'est une occasion historique! Il se reflète bien sur mon chèr M Claymore, un homme qui a le problème avec les poils qui se développent sur le pont de son beau petit nez.

René [/list]

Sometimes I wonder about your "friends"....

 

[ParaHandy]

Congratulations to Mother & Daughter, Grandma' and yersel ... ah wuz furst tae congratulate youse aroond 11ish as you'll ashertain when youse read yer mobile messages. the wee man hud tae dial ra number as ah'd lost ma specs ...

youse soon get used tae ra barby dolls .. ah cud find a hame ra 3 track? ah've ra duchess of montrose but nae track.

 

[Neddie_Seagoon]

Many Congrats.

 

[FullCircle]

Fantastic news, delighted to hear Mum & Baby well. I have some spare braids for the Scalextric Cars.

 

[jimi]

Eggshellent news grampa!

 

[StugeronSteve]

Happy day Grandpa!

The new Scalextrics are fab, you dont have to bend the track, and knacker it, when taking apart. The cars get ground effects from magnets and are super fast. Just the sort of thing that Grandad should keep at home ready for visits!

 

[Aja]

Congratulations to all involved.

A new bottle of Talisker is aboard and will be opened to wet the babies head in Tobermory.

Regards

Donald & Sheena

 

[Rumtotty]

many congrats to all concerned, you now going to bed with someone's grandmother! x

 

[jimi]

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many congrats to all concerned, you now going to bed with someone's grandmother! x

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doot it ... if the woman's sane tis many moons since dear heart has allowed the smelly auld goat berthing rights

 

[BlueSkyNick]

Congratulations and well done Claymore.

You must be exhausted after all that effort. Make sure you get some sleep whenever you get the chance.

 

[ChrisE]

Congrats you old git, put your slippers on, get your pipe out and have a well earned macky and cider.

 

[tcm]

huh, they're no good. You need to get in some practise at walking barefoot over small bits of Lego, no?

Congrats

 

[LymingtonPugwash]

Congratulation....... But forget the train sets and scalextric sets.... have you ordered the Optimist dinghy and her first wetsuit yet?
Meanwhile, to get the brainwashing underway, look for mobiles of yacht cutouts to hang over her cot and get some CDs of sailing yacht sounds to play in the background!
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[Kilter]

Many congratulations! /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[Porthandbuoy]

Well done! Being a Grampa is pure magic (bit hard on car keys, mobile phones, TV remotes and spectacles though).

 

[DaveS]

Many congrats! Sounds like a fine justification for some serious malt appreciation...