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Special Announcement by the Government - The government announced today that it is changing it's emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance:
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while it's actually screwing you.

Pauline Beddoes, News at One, Palace of Westminster


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Re: PB from CN

short for Smegma perfectly legit word found in dictionary. The used to be a punk band called
"Smeggy and the cheese bits" true.

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Thank you very much for sharing that illuminating article with us Adrian.

I was just tucking into some delighful stilton, brie and gorgonzola and for some reason have now gone right off it.
 

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