Government Bulletin

[paulineb]

Special Announcement by the Government - The government announced today that it is changing it's emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance:
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while it's actually screwing you.

Pauline Beddoes, News at One, Palace of Westminster


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[Gordonmc]

...and is covered in slime.

 

[PGD]

and full of smeg ;-o

 

[paulineb]

I know this is an expression from Red Dwarf - but what exactly does it mean ?

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[PGD]

I couldn't possibly write the answer publicly as it would be Kimerised within seconds, just ask any chap to explain

 

[claymore]

I could show you if you got to Fleetwood - however I don't suppose you will because I'm still waiting to show you the golden rivet

 

[paulineb]

Now I KNOW what that is .nm

;-)

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[paulineb]

Blushing Bloke

Just asked a guy at work and he went very red and said it was a refrigerator.

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[PGD]

Re: Blushing Bloke

Humm not even close, try male anatomy, daily checks, care and maintenance, recommended procedures.

Failing that then the trouble shooting guide may do it. ;-))

 

[DepSol]

Re: Blushing Bloke

If I said spit or swallow would that help?

 

[paulineb]

Gotcha ! nm

*

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[PGD]

Re: Blushing Bloke

I would have hinted at what a photographer would say and I don't mean watch the birdie.

 

[paulineb]

The photographer

You mean fromage - that's yukky ;-)

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[PGD]

Re: The photographer

The penny dropeth, see, seek and ye shall find, but what you find you may not seek.

 

[ParaHandy]

and is the contraceptive on the prick of progress..........

 

[Guest]

Re: PB from CN

short for Smegma perfectly legit word found in dictionary. The used to be a punk band called
"Smeggy and the cheese bits" true.

cneighbour

 

[lanason]

Re: Gotcha ! nm

Not for the faint hearted but "Full Details" available on
http://www.cirp.org/library/normal/wright1/

BE WARNED

Adrian )

 

[coliholic]

Re: Gotcha ! nm

Thank you very much for sharing that illuminating article with us Adrian.

I was just tucking into some delighful stilton, brie and gorgonzola and for some reason have now gone right off it.

 

[Guest]

Re: not yet but

can you imagine !!! the picture is I think a typical Briton woman .

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/boats
I want big steel trawler / tug l but v/cheep or swap for tug

 

[boatone]

Re: The bigger picture.....

....doesnt look exactly Briton to me but of course one never knows these days....
MTB's piccie looks innocuous in thumbnail but go see the real thing......ouch....

http://media04.devnull.com/up-women-00274.jpg

...how on earth did you find it ....? ....no, I dont want to know.......


TonyR
boatone@boatsontheweb.com
www.boatsonthethames.co.uk