BarryD
New member
Firstly apologies for bad manners last night - no excuse but I'd had a day dealing with overpaid 18 year old muppets from our auditors. Who would have trouble recognising an AS/400 if it fell on them - and by golly, I was tempted.
The Joke (oldie but a goody)
One day a chap who had spent his 20's and 30's collecting tractors, saw the light and decided to buy a boat. When he found out that he needed over a £100K to buy his choice he sold his tractor collection.
In the best tradition the deal was completed in a smoky wharfside pub. The broker being young non-drinking clean living was coughing and spluttering and complaining whilst he did the transaction.
Finally having had enough of this soft wimp - the chap sucked all the smoke in the pub into his lungs and blew it out of the recently opened window.
"Thats amazing!" the broker exclaimed, "how did you do that?"
"Easy - I'm an ex-tractor fan"...
Is that a tumbleweed I see before me...
The Joke (oldie but a goody)
One day a chap who had spent his 20's and 30's collecting tractors, saw the light and decided to buy a boat. When he found out that he needed over a £100K to buy his choice he sold his tractor collection.
In the best tradition the deal was completed in a smoky wharfside pub. The broker being young non-drinking clean living was coughing and spluttering and complaining whilst he did the transaction.
Finally having had enough of this soft wimp - the chap sucked all the smoke in the pub into his lungs and blew it out of the recently opened window.
"Thats amazing!" the broker exclaimed, "how did you do that?"
"Easy - I'm an ex-tractor fan"...
Is that a tumbleweed I see before me...
