longjohnsilver
Well-Known Member
Alright, you got me( git ! thats you added to the April 1st hit list
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I wanted an X type Jag , drove down to the jag garage but it had turned into a Rover garage and there on the forecourt where a Jag should have been was a Rover 75 in two tone British racing green, Brand new for £15 999 with free fuel for a year .
Now if you really want to take the .............. , the worst bit I part exchanged my Mercedes (sob, sob)
And yes jfm, I did end up sweeping it up with a brush, the two tone black / green with high shine gloss made it a stealth machine, I had several close encounters with dummies pulling out infront of us and eventually a white van pulled out of a side road and wrote it off, (I'll get the punch line in first)............. almost £100 worth of damage
Ha! How many Rover 75s did you get for the Merc?
At least the rabbits in your area were safe, hit one and it would have been left rubbing its ears, thinking what the hell was that? And the road sweeper would have been needed to remove the remains of the 75.