Our house overlooks a golf course. Nice view, but bloody nuisance of mowers and all kinds of vehicles racing up and down from 6.00am creating dust and stuff that gets into my cornflakes and coffee as I sit outside on the patio. Private war going on to stop this inconsiderate behaviour. Thought I was the only grump here(wifey said I was) until neighbour wrote to police chief and local rag complaining of same. However, rather amusing to see people in Flintstone carts hitting small balls all over the place and paying gazillions to do it. Think I'll stick to paying gazillions for boating.
Who wants to have a hobby where you need a handicap to play it? I upset a Golfer the other day, he asked me if I played, I said yes, he asked me my handicap and I told him I can never get the ball through the one with the windmill.