Norman_E
Well-Known Member
I present to you the latest in motor boat technology. This cute 38 foot catamaran is designed to fulfill all your fantasies about life on the ocean wave. The design incorporates a maintenance free garden of astroturf surrounded by neat aluminium railings, whilst the large deck saloon provides all the space needed for a luxury lifestyle afloat. The centrally placed throne room complete with shower neatly divides the living space into two large cabins. Power and manoeuvrability have not been neglected as this beauty is equipped with two 50 horse power outboard engines and is steered and controlled by a bijou steering wheel and engine controls conveniently placed at knee height on the upper sun-deck, enabling you to steer whilst sitting cross legged in the lotus position. Safety has not been neglected as the sun deck has ankle height rope barriers to prevent sunbathers from rolling overboard, however if they do so the aluminium railings around the main deck will bend to break their falls. CE marked and certified for use on calm lakes and village duck ponds.
Seriously I have seen things like this device (I hesitate to call it a boat) in permanent riverbank moorings, but this is fitted with engines and is for sale in Marmaris, and must therefore be expected to go to sea.
Seriously I have seen things like this device (I hesitate to call it a boat) in permanent riverbank moorings, but this is fitted with engines and is for sale in Marmaris, and must therefore be expected to go to sea.
