Get you home bodges.

BarryH

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So we're mostly tied to and internal cumbustion engine of one sort or another for motive power. Its sods law that the thing that pushes you through the water will let you down at some stage.

So bearing in mind that most will carry the basic spares kit theres always going to be an occasion where thats going to be rudundant. So what bodges have you used to get yourself home.

In the past I've used a manual bilge pump to pump cooling water, well the wife did and she got some well developed biceps from it!

A beer can bubble gum and jubilee clips to seal a cracked copper pipe.
Gaffer tape......I should have shares in the stuff!

One I don't want to admit to, but I cleaned clogged diesel filters in petrol and reused them. There were no spares on board.

And one that I really shouldn't admit to. I mixed parrafin and two stroke petrol mix to get me home after I run out of petrol. Engine was a bit smokey for a bit!

I used orange drink for the kids to top up the cooling system on one of the hottest days of last year. The kids moaned all the way back thru the harbour.

Its a learning curve. My spares kit has got bigger by the year. Some people laugh at me for carrying so much when we mainly coast hop. Yet in the event of a breakdown I sure that I can get the thing running again within a short period of time. Its even got to the stage where I keep a spare engine in the workshop at home. The summers are short enough as it is and I don't want to be left without a boat for too long.

So go on admit it. What bodges have you used to get you back to your berth?
 
Yeah I know its going to be the death of this place. It was bad now its just going to get worse. At least when the NB stuff was here there was all ways abit of crap to read to pass the time.
 
You saying that you have a spare engine at home reminded me of someones comment awhile back.

Considering all of the spares that they felt ought to be carried meant that you should have two of everything.

Therefore, best thing to do is to tow a second boat behind you at all times 'just in case'.
 
Barry you 'ave to 'ave zip(cable) ties or u ain't going anywhere

enduro bike and now boat was held together with the bleedin' fings

cheers Joe
 
I run out of those. Had some real nice big thick ones I got off of a "sparks" on a job. Tho your right zip ties come a close second to gaffer tape.
My enduro is held together with them too!
 
Baz I 'm not into enduro's anymore 8 broken vertebra was enough for me to quit(wat do you do with zip ties then)Suzuki 175/tt600

have fixed 2 wheel punctures with zippies B4

God why am I so old? them was the day's

cheers Joe
 
I only go Laning now. Tho somw of the lanes are quite challenging. Last serious thing to get me home was to hold the exhaust on. Bit too eager with the throttle and flipped it breaking the rear mounting.

I used, and still do, tie knots in the inner tube to fix punctures. It seems that the tyres are getting harder to remove and re fit tho.
 
I say old chap - no! Using foreign cheeses really isn't done.
a) It's not even from a seafaring nation
b) It's full of holes - very risky.

I hope you weren't flying the red dusterr at the time.

Please be aware that only cheddar should be used as an emergency dairy boating aid. Medium cheddar slices from Waitrose are ideal and come in a handy, ready to use pack. They can also be used if necessary as an excellent gasket substitute. In fact, they taste rather similar.
 
Narrowboating years ago, top hose on engine blew. We used the sleeve from a knackered old Belstaff jacket, with a lot of gaffer tape, to make a fix until the hire fleet engineer met us. We were met at a pub rather than the middle of nowhere.
 
I once ran out of beer ballast and had to revert to wine ballast. Does that count? /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
I once saw a tiny cup full of oil in my bilge. So disgusted was I at this filthy sight, that I let loose 40 gallons of petrol from my petrol tank and then drove around Cardigan Bay in an F6. The fuel sloshing about did a wonderful job of cleaning my bilge. It was spotless after I had pumped it out whilst smoking a cigarette. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
I find everything takes on a list tho! Where have you been? I've bee trying to get hold of you. Bit late now tho sort of sorted it.....I bought a new confuser
 
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