Gentleman's Caption Comp

[Lakesailor]

Gentleman\'s Caption Comp

 

[Sans Bateau]

Re: Gentleman\'s Caption Comp

Parker demonstrates one of the many uses for the kettle that is standard equipment on all Oysters.

 

[Cornishman]

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"Tell me to stop when it reaches a comfortable temperature, Sir"

 

[Evadne]

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"Another kettle full of liquid nitrogen sir, and the boarding platform will be ready."

 

[pyrojames]

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If only Sir would hold the cup steady, it would be easier to pour Sirs tea.

 

[iangrant]

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If Sir thinks he can go swimming and let the tea I made him go cold he can go stuff himself.

 

[Evadne]

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This is beginning to sound like the swimming pool in the Restaurant at the End of The Universe.

 

[Twister_Ken]

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Just pour in a few more kettles-full, Hollamby, and the sea level should have risen far enough for me to get back aboard easily.

 

[tcm]

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"....fourteen million five hundred and forty two thousand three hundred and twenty-threeee...."

 

[Vara]

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Gludys survival course.

 

[luty]

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"Greenhouse gasses exonerated as eccentric yachtie collared for global warming!"

 

[Lakesailor]

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"Does that help sir, do you feel like going now?"

 

[merlinwasp]

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Stop taking the P*** and thow me a line and then we'll talk about your night off

 

[Rabbie]

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'By the look of that sky Sir, may I suggest you get a (word removed) move on'.

 

[Twister_Ken]

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H'is h'it warm enough for her Ladyship yet, Milord?