maxi
Well-Known Member
Geldorf\'s Gold
We are all called to do our duty and sail to France, picking up a crew of unknowns for importation to the UK.
We have an extensive list of eastern Europeans anxious for berths. They will pay £7000 each with a premium for those with convictions or failed asylum status.
Having measured by 32 footer, I reckon to fit two persons per bunk, three if they are small, plus others alongside the engine casing and in the cockpit, none on deck 'cos that would be dangerous.
Being conservative, call it 18 @ £7k per head = £126,000 for the round trip, further weight saving is gained by them carrying no documentation whatsoever - this is picked up on arrival from Chalkie, who operates from behind a portakbin in Wapping.
Sir Bob has arranged an amnesty with the Immigration lot, but he hasn't told them yet, but it will be alright.
What a cracking idea Bob, can we make it an annual event?
Sir Bob is clearly a graduate of the John Prescott School of Stategic Thinking.
We are all called to do our duty and sail to France, picking up a crew of unknowns for importation to the UK.
We have an extensive list of eastern Europeans anxious for berths. They will pay £7000 each with a premium for those with convictions or failed asylum status.
Having measured by 32 footer, I reckon to fit two persons per bunk, three if they are small, plus others alongside the engine casing and in the cockpit, none on deck 'cos that would be dangerous.
Being conservative, call it 18 @ £7k per head = £126,000 for the round trip, further weight saving is gained by them carrying no documentation whatsoever - this is picked up on arrival from Chalkie, who operates from behind a portakbin in Wapping.
Sir Bob has arranged an amnesty with the Immigration lot, but he hasn't told them yet, but it will be alright.
What a cracking idea Bob, can we make it an annual event?
Sir Bob is clearly a graduate of the John Prescott School of Stategic Thinking.
