Galvanic Corrosion - a New Discovery

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Some months ago we at Ship Hydrodynamic Investigations and Technologies decided to investigate the long held marina scuttlebutt regarding galvanic corrosion. These apparant "myths" were in complete opposition to professional analysis but we thought that for them to have been sustained for so long there may be some merit in them.

Two months ago we received the last of the results from the quantum physics team we sent to CERN Geneva to make use of our accelerator time allocation there. We were most surprised to find that they had discovered a new subatomic particle which, because we have now proven its role in galvanic action, we have called the "galvatron". This particle is not to be confused with the hypothesised gravitron which to date has never been observed. Drs Roger Underfield and Bruce Bousfield, employees of ours, and our associate, Ian S. Holland, are to be thanked for their world leading work on this.

What we have shown is that galvanic action is nothing to do with the flow of electrons between dissimilar metals as was previously believed but is due to the "residence" of galvatrons. Galvatrons "like" to reside in some metals more than others and this is what results in the well known galvanic table. For example, they prefer to reside in zinc rather than in silver or copper (commonly called the more "noble" metals, which description is now shown to have particular merit). Furthermore we have shown that they do not need an electrical circuit for them to flow from one metal to another. For example, they can flow through both water and air. But they do flow more quickly through metals that they do not "like", which are of course those at the most noble end of the galvanic table, for example, copper. The galvatrons slowly destroy the molecular structure of the metal they are "resident" in and the more galvatrons in residence" the faster the "corrosion".

This has obvious implications as to how we protect our boats from galvanic action. For example we should put as much zinc as possible on it. We recommend that as many anodes as possible are fitted along the propellor shaft and as much zinc as possible be placed on the hull, keel and rudder. While the galvatrons can flow through water it is best to connect all metallic parts of the boat and all the anodes together with copper wire. For aluminium boats one should, whenever possible, hang as many anodes over the side as possible, again preferably on copper wire, and connect the wire to the hull. The objective of all this being to give as much zinc as possible for the galvatrons to take up residence in and to make it as easy as possible for them to get there from the "protected" hull (if metal) and metals of the boat.

It is also preferable to connect the negative side of the boat's batteries to the wire connecting all the zinc and boat metals together. It seems that the very noble lead in the battery is so unattractive to the galvatrons that they are encouraged to take up residence in the zinc.

The surest sign that galvatrons are taking up this "residence" is the rapid depletion of the zinc. The faster the zinc disappears the greater the number of galvatrons you have attracted into it thus removing them from your desirable metal fittings and fastenings. In fact, if you can get all the zincs fizzing, that will be an excellent indicator of the success of your efforts. This all fits in with what have been, until now, regarded by the professionals as marina myths.

The discovery that galvatrons can flow through water also proves that one should never moor an aluminium boat anywhere near steel boats, steel piles, etc even if there is no electrical connection whatsoever. This belief has been previously Poo Pooed by the professionals but our discovery has proven them to be entirely wrong in this. In fact it would seem that due to galvatrons' ability to also flow through air one should not even have an aluminium boat on the hard beside a steel boat or other steel structures. If that is unavoidable, again the use of as much zinc as possible, placed between the 2 boats to attract the galvatrons, will reduce the problem. We expect that it will be shown that just placing the zinc on the ground will be sufficient as long as the boats are at least 1.21x the waterline length of the longer boat apart at their closest point, otherwise it should be connected to the aluminium boat with copper wire.

We trust this new discovery will prove useful to the amateur yachting community and will result in their reassessing the protection of their boats. Any feedback regarding field experiences related to our findings would be appreciated.

John
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Sounds as if your "Galvatrons" could be useful in the treatment of the dreaded polyester weevils that abound in the Solent. It has been known for some time that the only way to eliminate these vermin and stop the blisters that they live in from developing is to electrocute them. Perhaps the "Galvitrons" could be trained to hunt them down and attach some quarks to their tails.......

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On behalf of the forum I would like to thank your revered excremental establishment for sharing the results of your research with us.

Dr. Underfield is well known and respected in the profession for his tireless research in this field, so much so that when he started this project his one of his colleagues (who has a lithp) remarked that he was about to "Roger another myth".

I am less familiar with the work of Dr. Bousfield though I believe he was previously employed by Fundamental Atomic Research Technologies on the project to poo poo the wideheld belief that hot air rises. It is thought that Dr. Bousfield's research is the origin of the expression to "drop one"........

I am sure that this latest research will result in much further de-bunking of other old wives tails in boats up and down the land ;o)

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OK I have changed the neg for the poss on the zinqs and now my float charger doesnt work and the battery cables are smouldering what do I do now? these Galvatrons are sure powerfull. Hang on the floor is alight I had better get the extuinguisher.
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I blame you lot and your accelerators for all this accelerated low water corrosion that is eating sheet piles everywhere. Low speed galvatrons are bad enough; don't go speeding them up.

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Re: Cor!!!

This looks excellent! And very much in line with modern touchy-feely approach to science, with things liking to do things rather than complicated mathematics which is usually a massive lie, wil cancelling things out here and there.

The only slight clue to the spoof is that CERN is in Grenoble, not Geneva. Otherwise it would definitely have got me.


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Sponsored by the American Bureau of Shipping?

A couple of years ago they announced, after a tanker broke in half, that they had just discovered "super-corrosion" in mild steel. Obviously due to galvatrons concentrating in the affected parts of the structure. Your research will be particularly welcome to their legal defence team who are currently fighting off a claim by the Spanish Government in relation to another tanker

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Re: Cor!!!

The only time that I visited CERN I distinctly remember flying to Geneva.

That was where I read about the discovery of Administratium, too. Sounded very similar to the discovery of Galvatrons.

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Re: Cor!!!

I have questioned the team very severely on this, my thinking that maybe they had been making gay trips to unnecessary destinations.

They assured me that the accelerators are indeed in Geneva and that upon their first arrival they got there from the airport by taking the number 10 bus from outside the airport to Bouchet. From there they took the number 9 bus with the 9 CERN destination displayed to the CERN gates. Their expense claims show that this cost them CHF2.60 each which I assume is correct.

Does this all sound correct or have we been diddled by our trusted employees?

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Interesting reading. Dr Hugh Janus, a very close personal friend, has also been working on Galavatronic migration and its effects.

His recommendation is to construct a small cubic container constructed from Unobtainium ( Used in most popular and expensive marine items) and place this between your aluminium boat and any close proximity steel boat. Tiny 0.1 mm holes need to be drilled in opposite sides of this container after placing a small piece of zinc within. This can be left midway between boats if on the hard, or adapted to marine use by the attachment of small flotation devices.
I am assured that Galavatrons will be excited and attracted to the improvised “trap”. I understand the theory is that, the gravitrons can enter easy enough, through the entrance holes, but once gorged on the zinc, they can no longer exit.

Daily inspection, via an inspection port, should reveal a small dusting of contented Galvatrons which can be carefully stored in an everyday jamjar or similar vessel. These can be sent to your local council for disposal, or should you feel so inclined, lightly dusted over the offending steel boat alongside, having ensured they have not fed in recent times.

Failing that, I still have over 36,000 gallons of TeakNaCan for sale. Due to overwhelming demand I can now offer this for £1.00 a gallon – enough for 3 x 30ft boats.


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Re: Cor!!!

Please see my other post on this subject. Crewgirl's father worked at Cern, and after investigation, states quite categorically that they have never been seen on site.

You have quite categorically, been diddled. Fire them!

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Re: Cor!!!

I think they were conspiring to do something - I notice that their initials taken in the order of their names above give a clue to that /forums/images/icons/smile.gif.

Actually CERN is a place I would very much like visiting. Was taken quickly through Geneva some years back by a nice client who had toured me through the French Alps for a week. I did not know then that CERN was located there and if I had of I would have tried to get a tour (I understand they run guided tours).

I see that they have a gizmo that fires neutrinos from the CERN complex outside Geneva all the way down to a site about 2/3 the way down Italy. Sounds exciting.

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Re: Cor!!!

Funnily enough, and being serious for just a moment, Crewgirl's father really did work at Cern, though retired now, and was out there for a reunion very recently. Somewhere I'd quite to visit too.

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Re: Cor!!!

Is he another physicist Brendan?

I say "another" because seem to run into a few of them via these forums (mostly very ex ones like me though).

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Re: I thought Galvatron was a town in Texas. nm

Sounds about right for a Glen Campbell fan /forums/images/icons/smile.gif.

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Re: Cor!!!

Yes, he was a physicist, and according to Crewgirl was there from 1954 - 1960, and 1969-1985 or thereabouts...

During the 70's he ran the Linac programme
http://lindroos.home.cern.ch/lindroos/worddoc/booster/Min2000/min3110.html see comment on Frank James tube

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And isn't it tough when there is no sympathy for an inventive nature?

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