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[Gunfleet]

Marigolds. Aren't they special?

 

[Danny_Labrador]

Yes

 

[powerskipper]

not when you have been wearing them for 5 hours solid, !!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

 

[Gunfleet]

I don't think you've got Mr Powerskipper trained up right.

 

[Stingo]

Did you not mean "So Mr Powerskipper has you well trained"?

 

[powerskipper]

well I have to do my bit /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[Gunfleet]

You're not married are you?

He wears the marigolds, she is putty in his hands. Trust me, I know these things.

 

[plombier]

Probably best to try washing-up once a day rather than once a week, Julie /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

(or get a dishwasher)

 

[powerskipper]

thats were I have gone wrong!!! thanks for that will try harder now. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Stingo]

Thanks for the tip.

But will it really work when doing my best to be tall, dark, charming and witty to say to her "I wear the Marigolds in my home"?

 

[Gunfleet]

Absolutely. Girls to go bandy at the very thought.

 

[plombier]

Couldn't agree more JohnM - and if you can cook, hoover and operate the washing machine the world is your oyster. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Stingo]

Now you tell me! For the past two decades I've been playing hard to get (which seems to have worked rather better than planned)

 

[Gunfleet]

Also slipping them a mandy/shandy/brandy helps

 

[Stingo]

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Couldn't agree more JohnM - and if you can cook, hoover and operate the washing machine the world is your oyster. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Thought "wife" was the acronym for Washing, Ironing, Food, Entertainment and "Girlfriend", well, just entertainment.