t21
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For this gag you need a friendly English-speaking Norwegian co-conspirator. He calls you up on VHF, both move to another channel and he proceeds to ask you question in Norwegian. You respond in badly-pronounced Norwegina garbage you ripped off the internet, and mention the names of nearby boats. You can do this several times, each time ramping it up with more mentions of more boats listeing in all planning imminnent Transat and who are all WTF that Mojo can speak Norwegian?!! And WHAT is he saying?? He mentioned us! Arg! I'm only just at stage one of this, and plannning an early morning yabber 5 minutes before the net. Actually I have written out and google-translated a bunch of sensible stuff, inlcuding the notion that I used to work for Nokia. So the tame Norwegian might think er WTF is this a gag that he can, or can't speak Norwegian? Maybe. Or as we say "Norsk". It's easy to read lump of Norwegian, badly anyway. Excellent laugh.